User blog:Kraissant/A question regarding Pip in Post-Game ... *spoiler*

This is taken from my reddit post awhile back.



Did anyone chunk that ungrateful brat into Everfall?

''A little background for those who don't remember Pip. He's involved in the questline; Land of Opportunity. Fournival wants you to evict the tenants from a property he owns so he can sell it for quick cash, he wants you to peacefully do it. There are a couple of ways to do this, one is to run around Gran Soren and ask them to leave or you can just buy the land from Fournival and let the family stay. In post-game Pip is stand near the giant hole in Gran Soren and reprimands you for causing the damage and inadvertently the death of his parents.''

Look, I know I indirectly caused the hole in Gran Soren and your parents were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Which in itself is a little fishy; seeing how I never see your drunk mom out of the pub and your dad who is consistently late for work, who's profession involves asking people if they've seen the dragon. (I feel like there's some type of innuendo in there ...)

When I fist saw Pip, I thought to myself: "Pip? Hey, you survived! Whatcha looking at? Where are your pare ... Oh, this is awkward. I'm sorry this happened."

Pip responds with: "You... You've put the city to ruin!"

"Well, technically it was the giant multi-layered dungeon that your city was built on and the sky falling. I just went to go get my heart back. Both metaphorically and literally. Didn't ... didn't I buy back your land? That wasn't cheap you know; here I've been running around all of Gransys, risking my life, and I only managed to scrounge up a measly 90,000 gold. And just when I thought I could head over to Caxton to buy that new piece of armor I've been eyeing on since I arrived here, BAM! Fournival hits me up and wants me to evict you guys. Being the good Samaritan I am, I bought your land for 80,000 gold! Did you think after that I could afford Caxton's wares? Didn't you know they're all masterworks!? Look kid, I feel for you. I'm sorry, but you should at least cut me some sla ..."

"Beast...! Devil!"

At this point, I grew fed up with Pip. I promptly picked him and chunked the brat into The Everfall. This was followed by: "Then you can join them!"

Can anyone relate? =P