Talk:Mercedes Marten/@comment-27466374-20170420093255

I dig her, alot. So I'm always giving her treasures, she probably has a dungeon full of gifts, and right now she digs me as well, she always talks about how she hates politics, so cute, I'll show her how politics aren't that bad. I also dig the chick from the bridge, that one I give flowers, and I give meat to the homeless lady, she gives me the sads, I'm pretty sure she has dozens of hungry childrens, so that meat will provide a full belly for all, and there's a creepy boy on the slums, that one I give him skulls, he's making a chapel of bones for me.

...but Mercedes is my top lady, I'm always thinking "Merci should be here" when I'm slaying creatures, and "Oh Merci might like this pretty little rusty ancient blade", in my mind she collects ancient blades, turtles, and she hates thursdays.