Talk:Fournival/@comment-5.151.144.20-20130519175947

Tips to avoid the walrus:-

 ·         *  Unsheathe and sheath your weapon near him, it should startle him and slowly lower his affinity. [Works for everyone]

 ·          * Run into him and repeatedly bump into him. [Works for everyone]

 ·          * Pick the walrus up. [Works for everyone]

 ·          * Throw something at him. [Works for everyone]

 ·          *  Hit him and then use a ferry stone to escape (avoids the guards coming after you) [Works for everyone.

 ·       >>>>    Don’t do all his quests

 ·       *    Ignore the walrus after doing his quests. [Works for everyone]



Jesus Christ, if I see one more person say “You’re being homophobic” for not wanting this bloated walrus as a love interest I’m going to lose all hope for mankind. This man isn’t attractive, the fact he’s a love interest in the first place is unnerving and slightly disgusting. I have multiple homosexual friends who ended up with him as a love interest and they despised it. No ones being homophobic here…

''And for those who are saying homosexual sex is natural... Yeah no, get a clue and pick up a biology book...any will do. Your digestive system is designed to digest food and expel waste products, not for you to shove foreign objects up your anal canal. This is why most individuals have to prepare for anal sex, if you don't serious trauma and even death can occur. This is coming from someone studying Human Biology and has so many homosexual friends it's difficult to count. In short, you guys can do what you please, it's your ass, but don't start spouting crap that your ass is there just for your sexual pleasure.''



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