Talk:Mercedes Marten/@comment-76.89.153.183-20160413202908/@comment-25433835-20160813022348

Guess again dude/dudet. The "mood" I mentioned is more of the (cue the bad accent) "ve do not have time for zis" not the waste of time you speak of. I use a speech to text program for stuff like this and it can't properly translate sarcasm. Although I feel that I must say this for the sake of clarity (as much as I hate to), when I was 15 I was in a accident that left me emasculated. Even before that however I had no sexual interest in anything. Basically I'm the platonic guy friend by default. However if I've offended anyone I apologize.